Somewhere beneath the ruins of Berlin, behind a wall that never fell, there’s a **door with no keyhole.**
It wasn’t built. It was sealed.
And behind it? A **black room.**
Not dark. **Black.** The kind that eats flashlights, swallows echoes, and drinks sanity straight from the skull.
Inside, it waits.
The **MK IV Blackout.**
The last experiment before reality flinched.
THE INCIDENT
The lab files were **redacted.**
The footage? **Erased.**
But the whispers say **Don Tonzo walked in.**
The scientists called him "an anomaly." A glitch in history. A shadow in records that shouldn’t exist.
They tried to measure him.
He stared through the instruments.
They tried to contain him.
He laughed.
Then the alarms **screamed.**
11:13 PM – The entire lab vanished.
No explosion. No collapse.
Just... **gone.**
Except for the security feed.
It ended with **two frames.**
1. The last scientist, staring at something no human brain was built to comprehend.
2. A **black shirt,** left neatly folded on an empty chair.
The lab never existed again.
But **the shirt did.**
THE PROPERTIES
This isn’t **cotton.** This is **a blackout event stitched into fabric.**
- Wear it once? Surveillance cameras fail within a 10-meter radius.
- Wear it twice? Your shadow lags behind by half a second.
- Wear it thrice? Mirrors stop reflecting you correctly.
If you ever wear it on a **new moon?** The **door behind the door** unlocks.
No one’s come back to tell what’s inside.
THE PRICE
You don’t buy the MK IV Blackout.It **finds you** when you stop looking for it.
- It appears **in your luggage** after a one-way flight to nowhere.
- A blind man in an alley **hands it to you, then forgets why.**
- You dream of a **void with edges,** and wake up wearing it.
There’s one rule:
Never turn around while putting it on.
No one knows why.
But Don Tonzo? He does.
Because **he’s the only one who ever left the black room.**
Tonzobeast MK IV Black Tee
€29.90 Regular Price
€24.90Sale Price
Sales Tax Included |
SPECS:
- Fabric: Gildan 64000. Woven from mosh pit residue. Pre-shrunk to survive bleach baths and existential mazes.
- Fit: Relaxed-fit purgatory. Hides stab wounds, highlights tax evasion.
- Durability: Double-needle sleeves for crowd-killing. Tag lists your FBI most-wanted rank.
- Artwork: Logo glows under blacklight (and subpoenas). Absorbs your ex’s OnlyFans revenue.
No Reviews YetShare your thoughts.
Be the first to leave a review.
