BREAKING: ‘NORMAL’ IS A LIE. WE’RE THE TRUTH.
Meet the “Just a Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker” Black Crop Tee—AKA the uniform for NPCs waking up from the simulation. Yeah, I’m Bella + Canvas 6681 cotton—same shit they clone influencers in. Pre-shrunk. Vegan inks. Zero fucks given.
Think I’m here to blend in? Nah. I’m the Molotov cocktail your basic white tee fears. Slim-fit like your patience for small talk. Feather-light? Bitch, I’m weightless—like the guilt you’ll feel ghosting anyone who can’t handle your main character mode. Side-seamed with the precision of a chaos architect. Crop? More like controlled demolition of societal expectations.
Burn the crop top rulebook. Wear me wrong. Pair me with:
- Riot grrrl fishnets + steel-toe boots.
- Your ex’s fragile ego (as a coaster).
- Zero apologies.
WARNING: May cause sudden clarity that “normal” was just the system’s boot on your neck. Proceed anyway.
