⚠️ ALERT: GHOSTING IS THE NEW CHARISMA.
  
 
  
The Left On Read Faded Black Oversized Tee isn’t clothing—it’s a digital guillotine. That jet-black fade? It’s not a color. It’s the void where your fucks go to die, screen-printed onto 6.1 oz of cotton armor. Front: Tonzobeast logo sharp enough to cut Wi-Fi signals. Back: “LEFT ON READ”—a neon-lit tombstone for dead DMs.
  
 
  
SCENARIO: You’re at a club where the bass drops like your response rate. Your phone vibrates—“U up?” “We need to talk.” “???”. You turn. The tee’s black fabric swallows the strobe lights whole. The graphic glows like a predator’s eyes in the dark. They choke on their drink. You mouth: *“Delivered.”*
  
 
  
SPECS FOR THE GHOSTING ELITE:
  
  
Fabric: 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton. Survives tear stains, 3 AM “I miss you” texts, and existential Wi-Fi outages.
  
Color: Faded Black. Matches your soul after surviving 5 situationships and 2 pandemics.
  
Fit: Oversized. Swallows insecurities and unsent novels whole.
  
Design: Razor-cut “Left On Read” tombstone—a Rorschach test for the emotionally clingy.
  
  
 
  
WEAR IT TO:
  
  
Your ex’s birthday (as a “gift”).
  
Therapy (for your friends’ abandonment issues).
  
The void (it’s cheaper than closure).
  
  
 
  
WARNING: Side effects include:
  
  
Sudden allergy to double-texters and blue checkmarks.
  
Strangers DMing, “Why u ignoring me?!” (Answer: “*Seen 2:37 AM*”).
  
Your reflection developing main character syndrome (stage 4).
  
  
 
  
SILENCE ISN’T IGNORANCE. IT’S A FUCKING SUPERPOWER.