⚠️ WARNING: THIS TEE IS A CULT IN COTTON FORM.
The Japanese Blossom and Red Sun Faded Black Oversized Tee isn’t clothing—it’s a glitch in the matrix. That blood-red sun? It’s not art. It’s a black hole sucking basic fits into oblivion. Front: minimalist deception. Back: apocalypse in print.
SCENARIO: You’re at a crypto rave. Neon cherry blossoms pulse on the walls. Someone shouts, “Nice shirt! What’s it mean?” You turn. The red sun bleeds through UV lights. The Japanese text—“I am the unknown”—glows like a death threat. You whisper: “It means you’re already dead.”
SPECS FOR DIGITAL SAMURAI:
- Fabric: 6.1 oz carded cotton. Armor-grade. Survives sword fights and existential dread.
- Design: Red sun nuke + dying blossoms. Symbolizes your ex’s relevance.
- Fit: Oversized. Hangs like a shadow—swallows insecurities whole.
- Distressing: Factory-faded. Looks like you survived the Y2K apocalypse (twice).
WEAR IT TO:
- The metaverse meetup (IRL, obviously).
- Your ex’s NFT “art gallery” (as a mercy killing).
- The alley where you and your demons negotiate truces.
WARNING: Side effects include:
- Strangers DMing, “Are you in a cult?” (Answer: “Recruiting.”)
- Sudden fluency in katana metaphors.
- Your reflection developing main character syndrome (incurable).
BLOSSOMS FALL. EMPIRES RISE. YOUR FITS? IMMORTAL.
Japanese Blossom and Red Sun Faded Black Oversized Tee | Tonzobeast Original
€59.90 Regular Price
€49.90Sale Price
Sales Tax Included |
- Material: 100% carded cotton for a soft, heavyweight feel.
- Fit: Oversized and boxy with dropped shoulders.
- Design: Bold cherry blossom with red sun and Japanese characters.
- Feel: Garment-dyed for a vintage, pre-shrunk finish.
- Production: Ethically crafted with a tear-away label for extra comfort.
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