⚠️ WARNING: THIS TEE IS A VIBE VACCINE.
The IDGAF Faded Black Oversized Tee isn’t fabric—it’s a philosophy. That cracked print? It’s not a slogan. It’s a force field for energy vampires, unsolicited advice, and anyone who thinks your fucks are communal property.
SCENARIO: You’re at a rooftop party. Some LinkedInfluencer corners you to rant about their “hustle.” You stare blankly. The tee’s faded “IDGAF” glows like a glitch in the matrix. They stutter, “Are you even listening?” You deadpan: “No. Bye.”
SPECS FOR THE ENERGY DEFICIT:
- Fabric: 6.1 oz weathered cotton. Feels like the ghost of your ex’s promises—soft, faded, irrelevant.
- Fit: Oversized. Swallows unsolicited opinions whole.
- Print: Cracked “IDGAF” graphic. Designed to trigger therapists and helicopter moms.
- Durability: Pre-shrunk. Survives laundry day, existential crises, and 3 AM gas station runs.
WEAR IT TO:
- Your court date (you won).
- Your ex’s art show (you’re the muse).
- The void (it’s cheaper than therapy).
WARNING: Side effects include:
- Sudden inability to fake-smile.
- Strangers asking, “Are you okay?” (Answer: “Are you?”)
- Main character syndrome (terminal).
YOUR VIBE IS YOUR KINGDOM. GUARD THE GATES.
IDGAF Faded Black Oversized Tee | Tonzobeast Original
€59.90 Regular Price
€49.90Sale Price
Sales Tax Included |
- Material: 100% carded cotton (AS Colour 5082)—thicker, tougher, built for beasts.
- Fabric Weight: 7.1 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)—because a real tee should feel like one.
- Fit: Boxy, oversized, drapes like confidence itself.
- Design: Distressed black with a bold IDGAF print—zero subtlety, all impact.
- Extras: Pre-shrunk and garment-dyed for that worn-in, been-through-some-sh*t aesthetic.
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