⚠️ ALERT: THIS TEE IS A SILENT COUP.
The Tonzobeast Mark V Faded Bone Oversized T isn’t clothing—it’s stealth wealth for anarchists. That bone-white fade? It’s not a color. It’s the ash of burned bridges and dead norms. The slashed Tonzobeast logo? A barcode for the resistance. You’re not wearing a tee. You’re broadcasting.
SCENARIO: You’re at a warehouse rave. Strobe lights slice the smoke. Someone yells, “Why so plain?!” You turn. The Mark V’s bone hue glows like a nuclear winter sunset. The logo pulses—a sonic boom in cotton. They flinch. You mutter: “Minimalism is violence.”
SPECS FOR THE QUIET APOCALYPSE:
- Fabric: 6.1 oz premium cotton. Feels like a hug from a reaper. Soft enough for naps, tough enough for Molotov crafting.
- Color: Faded Bone. Matches your soul post-2020.
- Fit: Oversized. Hangs like a shadow—lets you ghost norms undetected.
- Design: Razor-cut Tonzobeast logo. A Rorschach test for basic bitches.
WEAR IT TO:
- Silent discos (where the bass lives in your bones).
- Corporate Zoom calls (as a visual middle finger).
- The void (it’s cheaper than Xanax).
WARNING: Side effects include:
- Sudden allergy to logos and small talk.
- Strangers asking, “Are you okay?” (Answer: “Are you?”)
- Your reflection developing main character syndrome.
DOMINANCE ISN’T LOUD. IT’S A WHISPER THAT ECHOES.
MK V Faded Bone Oversized T | Tonzobeast Original
€54.90 Regular Price
€44.90Sale Price
Sales Tax Included |
0/500
- Material: AS Colour 5082 - 100% combed cotton for softness and durability that outlasts trends.
- Fit: Oversized silhouette that oozes effortless cool.
- Design: Iconic Tonzobeast logo in sharp black against a faded bone backdrop.
- Production: Ethically made to match your bold standards.
- Durability: Double-stitched seams, because legends don’t compromise.
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