The bass from a lowrider rattles bulletproof glass at an abandoned In-N-Out. Neon graffiti screams *"RIP POLITE SOCIETY"* as you thread through a crowd of faceless TikTok influencers. The Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe Black Tee hangs off your shoulders like a battle flag – *4.5 oz of Hanes Beefy-T cotton*, dyed in alleyway ink and rooftop defiance. Designed by Don Tonzo during a city-wide WiFi blackout, this tee isn’t clothing. It’s a *sonic boom in fabric form*. The cracked-letter print glows like a Molotov’s tailspin, pixelating under copter spotlights. A hologram bootlicker blocks your path: *“Your vibe is non-compliant.”* You spit. “I’m the terms and conditions.” The tee’s reinforced collar stays crisp as you melt into the subway’s belly, past rats gnawing on shattered AirPods. Don Tonzo’s voice crackles through a burner phone: *“Burn the algorithm. Wear the anthem.”*
Tonzobeast Est. 2024 Cali Gold Black Tee
- Designed by Don Tonzo: Phantom poet of the apocalypse. Wanted for "lyrical trespassing."
- Material: 100% Gildan 64000 cotton. Pre-faded to outlast mosh pits and cancel culture.
- Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² – Thick enough to armor your aura, soft enough for couch rebellions.
- Fit: Oversized. For crowd-surfing bureaucracy and couch-bound revolutions.
- Durability: Tubular construction. Survives skate gravel and existential dread.
- Color: Obsidian black. Like your playlist after Spotify "recommendations."
